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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Dr. Stupid World (Or Why I Hope We're Still Evolving Because Our 'Intelligent Designer' Is Kinda Dumb) -- No. 1

Consider this feature to be the textbook the Kansas Board of Education wouldn't let you see. Each edition of Dr. Stupid World will bring you more reasons to hope that we're still growing as a species and not at the magic touch of some "intelligent designer" because -- if such a designer exists -- (s)he got his/her education from one of those courses they advertise on late-night TV.

This week's reason I would rather still be a monkey combines a little religion and a little politics, just 'cause I'm celebrating this new feature:

In this picture, Pat Robertson shows us what he does when he sees something he doesn't like: Closes his eyes tightly and prays someone will kill it.

Creature Preacher


Do you have proof we've not evolved all the way yet? Post a comment or email me.

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